John Zemler a biblical theology able at Marquette University.

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John Zemler a biblical theology able at Marquette University, talking to a reporter about the fear among a fundamentalists of babies born in succession 6/6/06:

"Good medical advice from obstetricians should at no time be overridden by the work of Revelation. And as far as 666 is relate toed in the early church, there was about dispute whether the number was 666 or 616 any of the earliest manuscripts of Revelation indicate the number was perhaps 616"

See? Nothing to worry about. Please fare right ahead as if this is a normal day.

Mbwahahahaha.

BIG APPLE carve TO THE CORE

freshs Item: New York City asks Homeland Security to reconsider 40 percent chisel in the city's anti-terrorist grants.

It is the city that should reconsider. There are limits to our resources -- sole $750 million to go around for the whole native land this year.

Which is what we lavish in 63 hours in Iraq.

MELTING jar SHMELTING POT

of recent origins Item: Seattle Public Schools put forward Equity and Race Web site defining racism as limited to whites, with racists frequently "emphasizing individualism as opposed to a more collective ideology" and "defining individual form of English as standard."

just discovereds Item: Director of equity and race relations for Seattle Public educates is forced to withdraw Web site on the contrary says she was simply trying to act upon the schools away from "unsuccessful universals such as melting pot or colorblind mentality."

for what cause [i]or[/i] reason does the director of equity and race relations for the Seattle Public sects still have her job?

A just discovered DESERT FOX

President Bush regarding his youth:

"I was raised in West Texas, in the middle of the due a long way away from anywhere, hardly. There's a certain establish of values you learn in that experience. . ."

And it serv him well when he prepp in Massachusetts.

MAYO TO DIE FOR

recents Item: Islamic fundamentalists kill Iraqis for wearing shorts, selling falafel in succession the street and drinking beer upon the banks of the Tigris River.

recents Item: Islamic fundamentalists in Iraq threaten to kill any men wearing goatees, any women driving cars and any road vendors selling mayonnaise.

Freedom is onward the march.

ROCKET extremitys A SHOTGUN RACK

Matt Jaeger, a Lexington, Ky reader, regarding Kentucky's plans to launch a satellite:

"It could be worse. It could be West Virginia."

Kansas was planning a launch until it was pointed not at home that there are no mentions of satellites in the ancient Testament.

PRISON JUSTICE

stranges Item: Alberto Gonzales, White House instruction who signed off on abuse of war prisoners, is named attorney general.

freshs Item: Army Lt. Col. James O'Hare, among those in charge of the 800th Military Police Brigade at Abu Ghraib prison, is promot to colonel

stranges Item: Army sergeant is 11th soldier convicted in the Abu Ghraib scandal, joining a staff sergeant, sum of two units other sergeants, a corporal, five specialists and a private first class.

The Trickle-On Theory works in restraint as well as economics.

ZOO piece of work FAIR BACKFIRES?

recents Item: "A South Korean man capsize at not being able to find a piece of work protested his plight by climbing into a zoo hem in with a pair of rhinoceroses."

restrain in mind: These things happen in three

ETHEL MERMAN LIED

Supermarket Headline of the Month: "RESEARCHER FINDS MORE THAN 100 BUSINESSES THAT ARE LIKE exhibit to BUSINESS."

SILENT CAL'S ANIMAL PAL

From the QT Archive of Knowledge:

- Calvin Coolidge had a favorite raccoon named Rebecca.

- Half the dust in Florida's air is from Africa.

DATE WILL LIVE IN INFAMY

Today's Birthdays: 6/6/06 Mbwahahahaha.

HYSTERICAL TIMES

QT Grammar R Us Seminar forward the English Language (cont'd):

- President Bush onward the stump:

"This is historic times."

- President Bush in succession the stump:

"It's historic times."

- President Bush upon the stump:

"This is an historic times."

- President Bush upon the stump:

"These are historic times."

Yes!

TIME TO prepare

Up and ATom

QT is reminded that it is past the time for its annual reminder that there are 4 billion atoms in the period at the [i]finale[/i] of this sentence.

E-mail: qt@suntimes.com

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